TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH

THE TUMBLR OF DREW CHARLES KALBACH, SOMETIMES HORTICULTURIST

May 24


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I can’t tell you enough                    about the throats on the bonfire,

your mascara, m, which stained my eyebrows like dye.

I have leaves in quantities. You sell my toenail clippings in bulk

to third world countries                      like your mother’s backyard,

the litterbox,                my mouth. Today sunburn means substance.

You’re a beehive of cat hair in the middle of a leper colony. I follow you home

on Tuesdays to smell the glue inside your mail.

Hold it together

without the plywood mattress

you use to keep it straight.

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Can’t stop creating new children              from the old children, m, you seem

sick of silence. The overgrown patches

of facial hair choke me, I love it, I can’t leave a room without smiling for days.

Take it to heart.

We’ll resuscitate the past hearts           for some hours

of weak foreplay. I have more fingers than I know what to do with: m, take ahold

of my mast

and pray for hail.

I want tidal waves in my bathtub agricultural society to wash away our sins.

The new children want big bloated cattle               to float like trash barges on meth.

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Together we make tacos                      out of stolen homeless blankets

and sell them to school children

because it’s ‘cool’

to abuse a stranger on a bus, because it’s ‘cool’

to take off your pants for a good looking animal.